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- Local Piñata Festival Promises to Bring Fun for the Whole Family
- USACE Awards Contract for BIH Channel Deepening
- Valley Native Bringing Advanced Oncology Services To UT Health RGV Cancer and Surgery Center
- Ten Important Ways to Help Keep Student Athletes Safe When the Heat Is On
- South Texas ISD Kicks Off Their Convocation with Magic
- Three La Feria ISD Students Earn Their NCCER Certification This Summer
- La Feria ISD Kicks Off a New School Year in Style
- Scholarship Awards
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Shrdlu Our Office Cat Broke Engagement
- Updated: December 1, 2017
Our newspaper has carried so many stories about weddings and engagements that it has influenced our ordinarily shrewd office cat, Shrdlu. The other day, our feline friend and co-worker came strutting into the office and our eyes almost popped out of our heads. We thought we were seeing double. Our fears were eased somewhat when Shrdlu introduced his double as his very, very dearest friend. Contemplating an engagement, he told us, with marrying intentions.
Over our amazement, we bluntly told Shrdlu that cat food costs 10 cents a can, or more, and that if he wanted to proceed into the field of matrimony then he would have to shoulder the costs of an additional can of cat food daily. Besides, we pointed out, our economy ain’t what it used to be. Cat food, like a lot of other things, could go even higher.
Shrdlu, who must be Scotch, if a cat can be Scotch, silently turned to his pretty kitty, and spat: “Be gone! Scat!”
And that, briefly, is how the pressure of economy controls the impulse of the heart. Like Shrdlu, we often have to say scram when we wish we could go ahead and spend what we haven’t got.
This installment of Shrdlu our Office Cat ran in the
December 2, 1948 issue of La Feria News